The Beer Cellar

Here is the beer cellar, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.

This Week By Episode Alphabetical Top Scoring

9.5  9.0  8.5  8.0  7.5  7.0  6.5  6.0  5.5  5.0  4.5  4.0  3.5  3.0  2.5  2.0  1.5  1.0  0.5  0.0  (All) 
BeerBreweryABV (%)CommentsScore:/10
Rhymney DarkRhymney 4.00Good rounded brown mild, with touches of licorice. Aftertaste cuts out immediately, but returns seconds later with bitterness.7.0
ForestinneCaracole Brewery7.50The Elven bikini cartoon on the label introduces the svelte citrus taste of this nice but mostly uneventful beer. This taste comes from the pine needles used in the brewing process which is nice, but little different to the sensations produced by the glut7.0
BinkKerkom5.50Musky blonde with large head. Tang of bitterness, with initial wetness. Needs neutral pallet.7.0
Dulle Teve, TripleDe Dolle10.00"Mad Bitch" Musky amber, thin head, non-sour geuze. Evolving taste.7.0
ArizonaPhoenix4.10Light golden blonde. Strong hop aftertaste but decent body. Not as dry as the real Arizona.7.0
Ara bierDe dolle brouwers8.00Golden haze with big head. Fizzy with tart apple tastes, but largesse in dryness and tart aftertaste which lingers for too long imo. 7.0
Best BitterArchers 4.00Amber with smooth bitterness. Decent, but not as good as the Golden7.0
Golden JackalWolf3.70Hoppy taste with flowers and citrus. Decent, but unremarkable.7.0
Rum Cask CiderMillwights6.00Medium tasting, respectable cider. Not as good as their Kingston Black, but decent enough to be a good sign for the maker7.0
BobWickwar4.00Light and malt tastes, dry bitterness.7.0
Ginger ExplosionTSA5.00Strong rush with syrup texture at start, but only with subtle ginger. Quick to satiate. Coating on palette is only available mouthfeel, nothing in taste. Not a ginger beer, and not enough ginger to be a beer with ginger. Better gulped.7.0
Abbey St MartinSt Martins5.70Slightly sweet malt and spices make this a reasonable brune but ultimately non-descript7.0
BoerkenDe Proefbrouwerij9.50Dark ruby red with fullsome head. Good aroma, nice solid bitterness & extra layer of port as it hits the throat. Flavour dissipates with food.7.0
Old TripHardy and Hansons4.70Fizzy head, thin but firm bitter taste. Really good bitter on aftertaste.7.0
Old Moor PorterAcorn4.60Creamy porter with burnt roasts which hold in the mouth. Some licorice flavours, but mostly overpowered by the roast aroma. Quite filling.7.0
Westgate GoldClark's4.20A pale musky cider colour, with slightly fruity bitterness. Aroma of meadows.7.0
Dorothy Goodbodys Country AleWye Valley Brewery6.00Dark ruby, with full head. Mixed malt taste, with floral after notes.7.0
BlondeDaleside3.90Pale and golden beer with the usual blend of hops and malt in both aroma and aftertaste. The latter quickly dies. Good, but unexceptional.7.0
Fortis roseHuyghe0.00Similar to Wittekek rose, not sweet, less strong tastes, can fill cheeks with fruit (like cider)7.0
Oude de GeuzeChapeau De Troch6.00Very sour, straight apple fruit hit. Slightly cloudy with a golden haze.7.0
Super Bock - StoutUnicer5.00Same visual look as cola. Soft coffee cream texture. co2 on side of mouth, smooth feel once this goes. Not stout in the traditional word.7.0
Clouded YellowSt Austell4.80Delicate bottle conditioned with citrus, spices, and vanilla. Slight maple tastes, but destroyed slightly by over carbonation. Interestingly brewed with 50% wheat and 50% barley.7.0
Coffin Lane StoutAshover Brewery5.00Good nose, but standard chocolate/coffee taste. A straight mild.7.0
Super Bock - AbadiaUnicer6.40No real sense of aroma, same smooth syrup of the normal Super Bock. Slightly fizzy, enveloping light creamy caramel.7.0
HoneyfuzzRothervalley3.80Dark golden colour, with mild sweetness on nose, and dark honey-ish taste. Fuller bitter aftertaste. Not traditional honey in any way.7.0
Grasshopper Kentish BeerWesterham3.80Rich dark ale, slight co2, caramel texture aftertaste. Similar to Shepherd Neames, due (no doubt) to their similar reliance on the Kent hops.7.0
Peche Mel BushDuboission8.50Very peach smell. Bush-style solidity. Very obviously Bush, but has fighting tastes. 10 seconds into aftertaste get pungent mouth.7.0
DesperadosFischer 5.90'Desperate' in Spanish, and flavoured with tequila. Tries to give a macho image to pleasant alcopop!7.0
Feodale de la Roche BruneFeodale de la Roche7.00barley wine texture with mouthfeel of rich wine. Better smell than taste. Gulp for taste, but cleanse with food after, since aftertaste isn't so good.7.0
AngelDelhaize (contracted)8.50Golden colour with soft white foam head. Bright aroma with esters. Solid m/f and taste despite looking like pils. Slight bitter a/t. Not unpleasant, but lacking positive quality as _something_ is not fitting (pos sugar)7.0
Krusovice Kralovsky Pinovar4.40Light lager with bitterness all the way through. Slightly harsh cream in after-taste.7.0
Clarks0.00Initial coffee tang7.0
Old LagerMutzig6.90Means "old lager", and stronger than the standard (4.5%). Standard clean French lager, transient after taste. Drink in glasses - not pints.7.0
Black BeautyVale0.00Smooth, roasted, guiness style with less head. Tight on aftertaste.7.0
Brodies MildBrodies 3.60Dry, slightly fizzy. Classic in an 'also-run' kinda way7.0
Pink KillerDeSilly4.70Citrisy (grapefruit) blonde, refreshing. Good for long hot summer days, or to lighten the pallet after a brown. 7.0
TopperTipples4.50Roast-led stout. Coffe and chocolate blended, just not brilliantly.7.0
Dark ArtsPeerless4.00Coffee and chocolate mild, using 3 different malts. Similar to Tipples Topper in style and quality.7.0
UnionMeantime4.90Vienna-style dark lager. Very fizzy, but sunset brown/red. Slight bitter, but fizz throughout which feels odd given the other parameters.7.0
Slaapmutske TripleSlaapmutske8.10Herbal and flora aroma and taste. Solid triple style. Livliness in aftertaste7.0
ApuahaZagorka (Heineken)4.50Good pils, but nothing exceptional given the field.7.0
Sagres PretaCentral de Cervejas4.10Dark beer, with deep red and ruby color. Harsh bitterness. If you hate coffee - you'll score this 3.7.0
HellfireLeeds5.20Smooth mouthfeel at start, slight fruit, bitterness throughout.7.0
Pale AleØRBÆK5.00Golden with moderate head, medium dissipation. Apple blossom on nose. Tastes of gently bitter, which is refreshing but with no prominent mouth feel, moderate bitter after taste7.0
Angel WitchElland brewery 3.80Dark amber, transient aftertaste. A quaffing ale.7.0
ÆRØ Grolle PilsnerRise Bryggeri4.60Golden with fizz appearance with pleasant citrus aroma. Creamy pils with bitterness. Taste lingers longer than other pils beers. Compares well to Bangla.7.0
Pageant AleElgoods4.30Pale brown bitter, fizzy, spicy aftertaste, notes of herbs.7.0
Dubble bruinSteenbrugge (Palm)6.50Gentle brown, but the real taste comes in the aftertaste, where it's still gentile - but agreeable.7.0
Mørk GuldSvaneke Bryghuset5.70Red brown colour. Malted grain on nose. Very bitter with hints of caramel. Unfiltered with little residue and unpasteurised.7.0
Gentse Trippel Brouwerij Van Steenberge8.00Wet, bitter, decent after kick7.0
Fyinsk ForårØRBÆK4.80Patriot colour - between Dutch gold 2 (10yy 42/460) and Dutch gold 3 (10yy 53/337) on Dulux colour chart, or musky cider gold colour. Very gentle hint of citrus, Refreshing wheat beer (fresh Hoegaarden-esc). Sour. Add a twist of lemon, and it would be goo7.0
Dark FantasticSpectrum3.50Mild with dark ruby colour. Sweet-ish, with a flavour of caramel, toffee, and malt.7.0
Mr ScroogeRobinsons4.40Ruby colour and minimal off-white head. Thin texture, rolling bitterness over tongue. Light caramel with nutty tones.7.0
Cherry StoutBartrams4.80Similar to Mackeson's in consistency, with chocolate. Slight chestnut on side of mouth. Cherry is almost hidden!7.0
Old Engine OilHarviestoun0.00Black, no head, molasses, touch of licorice without the aniseed bit (i.e. sugar cane syrup) but moderately thin on quaff, filling out on tonigue with mouthfeel. (Sim. Meantime porter, but better)7.0
Severn Valley Railway Manor AleBrooklyn Beer4.20Dark golden colour with full hop mouthfeel, and slightly heavy texture.7.0
Kolner WeissKolner (sports bar)0.00Close to Hoegaarden. Direct wheat beer. Soft lingering aftertaste.7.0
Floris HoneyFloris4.50Strong set honey taste and texture over tongue. Nice bitter at edge, but not as all encompassing as honey ales like Waggledance. Uses wheat beer as base7.0
Diebels AltDiebels4.80Dark amber brown beer, butn t light iaste with malt and bitterness. Rolls across tongue nicely.7.0
De Graal TripelDe Graal Brewery9.00Full, rounded and smooth. Malty aftertaste.7.0
ZinnebirBrouwerij Sint-Pieters5.50Straight blond, but with hanging bitterness. Strong malt on nose. Graininess on 1st mouth, giving way to lingering tight bitterness. IPA bitterness7.0
Landlords ChoiceWylam4.60Golden hoppy beer. Akin to Discovery.7.0
Reindeers DelightOakleaf4.50Combined crystal and chocolate malts give this a rounded taste with soft bitterness, effective raisin and sultana aftertaste. Constant hop through.7.0
Old ArthurBig Lamp4.25Thin textured with cider flow,but with bitter head. Has notes of lime.7.0
Brand ImperatorBrand6.50Amber, rich rounded taste but dissapates quickly. Mild CO2 content.7.0
Bavaria Oud bruinBavaria 3.50Light other bavaria beer, but fizzy like cola7.0
Good King SenselessVale Brewery5.20Solid and straight beer, with little fizz and mild bitterness. But nothing specifically Christmasy7.0
La Trappe BlondeDe Koningshoeven Brewery6.50Light, zesty, and bold. Fresh and fruity. Golden in colour, lightly hopped. Elements of apples and pears, and slight citrus follow through. Slightly too much co27.0
La Trappe TripleDe Koningshoeven Brewery8.00Dark blonde. Full, fruity bittersweet beer. Caramel sweet mouthfeel, bitter on back, comes and holds in aftertaste.7.0
La Trappe WitteDe Koningshoeven Brewery5.50Fresh smell, hints of mild German blond beers. Slightly cloudy white, making it more akin to German wheat, than Dutch wheat beers. e.g Hoegaarden. Aftertaste disspates quickly. Only trappist wheat beer.7.0
TournamentGoff Brewery4.00Amber brown, thin head, and old fashioned malt taste on tongue. Slight biscuit taste. Soft lingering after-taste. Thin liquid texture7.0
Sion KolschSion 4.80Smooth, mildly hoppy, and refreshing. Light in colour and taste, not really a pils, but simple.7.0
Countryman Sweet CiderCountryman 6.50Good sweet cider7.0
Tomos Watkins - Cwrw HafHurns4.20Ruby amber, moderate foam. Caramel, sparkling co2 mouthfeel, biscuit aftertaste. Some rubber aroma.7.0
Woild MoildWolf4.80Slight chocolate taste, with tight bitterness. Full fizz with big bubbles, but low carbonation follow through which then disapates quickly. Aftertaste is caramel biscuit. By end, it's almost caramel water7.0
Edinburgh GoldStewart4.80Standard light pale ale. Inoffensive.7.0
Black Swan MildVale3.90Black with coloured bubbles. Thin tingle of aftertaste, carbonated mouthfeel7.0
Yo-ho Tokyo BlackYo-Ho Brewery5.00Festival special. Robust porter, good bitterness. Chocolate and black malts.7.0
Good King LeglessHarviestoun4.50Mellow taste, that drops smoothly down, with a bite at the back. Sharp bitterness at back of tongue. Slight scent of orange peel and malt.7.0
Steam SleighRCH Brewery3.80Light gold with bitter caramel, light with citrus zest. Light color with small but pleasant head. Sweet aroma. Nothing Christmasy7.0
Dabinett Medium SVWhin Hill of Norfolk6.70Good strength, slightly filmic.7.0
Betty StogsSkinners4.00Cloudy and slow to settle, light bitter colour, biscuit in there, with good mouthfeel, but stains palete slightly - certainly more than it should for session ale (for which this would otherwise be perfect)7.0
SnicklemasElgoods5.00Musky golden brown. Light with good caramel and touches of Tiger (also Elgoods)7.0
Brooklyn BeerBrooklyn Brewery5.20Light soft malts, mild hop. Not your usual pils, but tastes ok.7.0
Springhead LibertySpringhead Brewery3.80Fullsome mouthfeel, heavy bitter on back on tongue in a/t. Texture of light porter.7.0
Brewer's DarkJ W Lees3.50Smooth beers with underlying sweetness and very light licorice and chocolate. Good, but unexceptional.7.0
Winter MeltdownDark Star5.00Ginger tang not unlike Thai curry. Holds well. Mild caramel aftertaste on tongue7.0

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