Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.
| Top Scoring | Alphabetical (by beer) | Alphabetical (by brewery) |
| Beer | Brewery | ABV (%) | Comments | Score:/10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Maerzen | Gordon Biersch | 5.70 | As given in their own taste notes - smooth, auburn-coloured Bavarian lager with mild sweet finish - with a touch of whisky cask beers. Fizzy holds too long, though, to be a true whisky-like beer. (Think Innis and Glinn) | 7.0 |
| Magma | Troubador | 9.00 | Tripe IPA. Dry tingle with strong sour notes that tingle afterwards. Husky orange colour, like the bottle, with zesty on tongue. | 7.5 |
| Maibock | Gordon Biersch | 8.00 | Tart bitter taste, with dryness holding into the a/t. A very perculiar over-arching taste (similarities to Dancing Hen from Felstar). Also named "Abusive Girlfriend", because it's strong abv makes it very bad for you; but the intruiging taste makes you co | 8.5 |
| Malheur Dark Brut | Malheur | 12.00 | Very strong, burnt caramel, disparates flavours with good complexities | 8.0 |
| Malzbier | Cramer | 0.00 | Very dark brown red body, fine head. Malt syrup but goes down smooth despite appearance. Slight hold on aftertaste. Hints of honey | 8.5 |
| Malzbier | (sports bar one) | 0.00 | More grainy and less refined than other. Very slightly bitter. Hints of horlicks. Slighter wetter and less rich. | 7.5 |
| Mango Cider | Lilley's | 4.00 | A 4% fruit juice. Apple and Mango mix is a bit confused, tasting moving from one to the other, and then none. A for effort. B for execution. | 7.0 |
| Mary Jane | Ilkley | 3.50 | Pale crisp, with citrus and prickly bitterness. Needs to be gulped. | 7.0 |
| Mørk Guld | Svaneke Bryghuset | 5.70 | Red brown colour. Malted grain on nose. Very bitter with hints of caramel. Unfiltered with little residue and unpasteurised. | 7.0 |
| Medium Dry | Winkleigh | 6.00 | Similar to the Winkleigh sweet, but more solid, and flavoursome. Goes well with fish & chips! | 6.5 |
| Medium sweet | Winkleigh | 6.00 | Thin, looks like weak cordial. Boisterous taste. Better as an accompaniment. | 5.0 |
| Merlyn | Great Orme Brewery | 4.90 | Strong, slightly spicy, with bitter spice at end. | 8.0 |
| Metaman IPA | 0.00 | Watery, bitter hops only | 5.5 | |
| Milestone | Loxley | 4.20 | Fairly standard ale, low bitterness, moderate cream.. but an extra surprise if you gulp, as it tastes like cheese and onion crisps. | 7.5 |
| Milk Stout | Abolition Brewery | 6.40 | Follows the standards of the genre, without managing to stand out. | 7.5 |
| Miodowe | C K Brower | 0.00 | Musky fruit beer, w/pungent a/t Too much spice and honey. But still tasty. | 8.0 |
| Moeder Overste | Lefébvre | 8.00 | A triple, should have been an easy win for me, snatched with the appearance of a sour lager muscling in. Other, good triple - light, refreshing, and all the usual stuff. | 7.0 |
| Mongozo Coconut | Mongozo | 3.50 | Single coconut taste, done well. It has a musky golden color with a white head. Has an aroma of pineapple and coconut. Hint of wheat at end of mouthfeel | 9.5 |
| Monkey Mango | Cockeyed Cider Company | 4.00 | A very slight drink: slightly sweet, slightly sharp, slightly mango. Refreshing, though, but bland | 7.0 |
| Monkman's Slaughter | Cropton | 6.00 | Full rounded beer which is nicely rich and warmed like a coal fire at midnight. A full-rounded mouthfeel and taste reminiscent of fruit and nut chocolate, slightly over burnt with caramel. | 8.0 |
| Monty's Double | Burnards Cider | 6.00 | Dry cider. Slightly cloudy orangey colour, mild fizz only. Tart enough to be enjoyable without overpowering, with 1/2 the mouthfeel of a pear drop (but no pear taste.) | 7.5 |
| Monty's Double | Burnards Cider | 6.00 | Dry cider. Slightly cloudy orangey colour, mild fizz only. Tart enough to be enjoyable without overpowering, with 1/2 the mouthfeel of a pear drop (but no pear taste.) | 7.5 |
| Moongazing | Tring | 4.20 | An entry-level ruby with rounded bitterness and hop touches from Chinook and Citra. Good colour. Ok taste. | 6.5 |
| Moonraker | J W Lees | 7.50 | Smooth, 2nd hit of caramel, dry. Holds on the palette. Good with food. Might be too much for session. | 8.0 |
| Moores Medium Perry | Moores | 6.00 | Solid perry which builds well, but doesn't follow through with potential | 5.5 |
| Moritz (bottle) | Cerveses Moritz | 5.40 | An improved version over the cask equivalent. Favourable parallels to Sagres Bohemia | 8.0 |
| Mr Scrooge | Robinsons | 4.40 | Ruby colour and minimal off-white head. Thin texture, rolling bitterness over tongue. Light caramel with nutty tones. | 7.0 |
| Myrha Pale Ale | Goutte d'Or | 5.00 | Spiked bitter palate. Cloudy golden colour. Hopped fizz. No head | 7.5 |
| Mythique | 0.00 | Pure yellow golden, good foam head, citrus aroma, smooth mouthfeel and slightly tingle. | 7.5 |